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[613] Lost - [mature content] A lady lost 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband but he didn’t know.
Husb asked maid.
Maid replied: Saab,aapko to maloom hai m...
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[612] Barkat - [mature content] Aurat ke hath me badi barkat hoti hai,
teen inch ki chiz hath me lete hi saat
inch ki ho jati hai.
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[611] Lady - [mature content] Lady standing at bus stop taking whisper pack in her hand.
Bagger:Bai
kuch dede.
Lady: No change.
B: Ye bread ka packet dede.
L...
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[609] Beach - [mature content] A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Coach says: Madam,
here a 2 piece costume is not allowed.
Girl says: Kaun sa Utaro...
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[607] Suhaag raat - [mature content] son: Dad, gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi khol raha.
Dad: kal uski suhagraat thi.
Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine fevicol ...
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[601] Bhool - [mature content] Roz kehta hoon kay bhool jaoo ussay..
Roz yeh baat bhool jaata hoon..
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[597] RazZy - kisi bhi film ka name socho aur uss ke agge ''Ghandhi ji ki dhoti mein''laga do phir dekho kaya hota hai.4 example 'Masti'.Ghandhi ji ki dhoti mein...
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[595] Muhabbat - [mature content] Bacha: mumma, kal papa na,kaam wali massi ko na, sofa per lita ker na,.MOM: baas beta agay kuch mat kehna, baqi batain tum sham ko apnay papa k sam...
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[593] good morning - [mature content] Finally hum uth chukay hain
tu jis jis nay hamain gud morning kehna hay
wo line main aajain
kindly ek dosary ko dhaka na dain
werna.......
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[592] yaad - Yaad woh nahi jo tanhai mein aaye
Yaad woh nahi jo ruswai mein aaye
Yaad to woh hai joh bheed mein aake Tanha kar jaye
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