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[5487] ŃϊßЯάς - Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai
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[3805] dani 03214342632 - Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
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[3804] dani 03214342632 - Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on pl...
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[3421] From Arvind - Teacher: What is the scientific formula for water?
Santa: H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.
Teacher: Nonsense! How did you arrive at that?
Santa: Auntie, it is H...
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[1917] sadar - [mature content] Santa : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta : Post office
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[1897] Santa for an Interview.. - One day Santa Singh went for an interview. The interviewer asked him, " Where were you born?"
Santa replied, " In Punjab",
Th...
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[1820] Mosam shabab ka... - Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna....!
SaaMer +9...
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[1819] santa saw a man.. - Santa saw a man stealing a purse.
THIEF:"There is Rs.1100 in the purse.
V can take 50-50"
Santa : Okay,bt Wht bout d remaining 1000?
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[1678] santa bought new radio - Santa bought new radio & took it 2 toilet.Wen came out banta askd:hw ws it?Santa:yaar romantic songs chal rahe the bade maje se potty ki. Then ...
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[1491] Santa Banta Collection | Osman +92-345-456-6641 - Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
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