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[3693] ummad - 03335880700 a son at college wanted more money. he sent a telegram to his father no money no fun ur son t
the father replied how sad too bad ur da...
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[3691] shadi - [mature content] Beta: bap se main ap ki ammi se shadi karoon ga
Baap: sharam karoo who meri aami hain
Beta :kion phir ap ne meri ami se shadi kion ki
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[3610] LALOO - At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo\'s left tells the bartender ,\"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.\" And the man\'s companion says, \"JAC...
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[3503] Tareef - Tareef k kabil hum kaha,
charcha to sadaa apki chalti hai.
Bhagwan ka dia sab hai apke paas,
bas SEENGH or POONCH ki kami hai.
DIVYA
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[3502] birthdate - Shama jali to parwane bane,
sharab bani to maikhane khule.
ae dost zara apni birthdate to batao,
pata to chale pagalkhane kab bane.......
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[3425] 03215088874 - Q: What is defference between a Wife and a Girl Freind?
A: About 15 Years.
03215088874
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[3409] FAISAL RAJ 0321-2240225 - Zindgi me hamesha muskurate raho,
hasna zindgi ki jarurat hai.
Zindgi jio is andaz me k tume dekhkar sab kahe,
ZINDGI KITNI KHOOBSURAT HAI.
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[3405] Alamgir Safi - A Lady promises to come to moulvi sahib for sex at 12\:00mid night but she did not come.Moulvi SB Switchs on speaker of mosqueand says:
Hazraat ek...
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[3151] kamran - [mature content] Banta: My computer is going crazy
Santa: why whats wrong
Banta: I dont have a key board but it still gives a key board error...
0300-6938662
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[3106] mail me - X is a 7 letter word.X can stop rotation of earth.X is
beyond girls.Xis important than love.
what is X?
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