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[2465] chute - santa murgewala se: murge kaise diye.
murgewala:70Rs,50Rs,10Rs ke.
santa: 10Rs ka itna sasta kyun.
murgewala: 10Rs wala murge ko "AIDS"...
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[2385] Selfish Lover - There was a blind girl,She hated every1 execpt her boyfriend.
She said'i will mery u when i could see.
Eventualy someone donated eyes.
When she ...
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[2251] IF I SAVE - If I save a PIG's life,God will give me meat,If I save a CHILD's life,God will give me an endless love,If I safe YOUR life,God will give me a wheel...
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[2250] I DREAM OF ANGELS - I dream of angels I sleep SWEET,I dream of roses I sleep SWEETER,I dream of you I..I...I,SHIT!!!I wake up and run AWAY!!!!
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[2217] Sardar & Sardarni - [mature content] Sardar & Sardarni in Bus.......
Sardarni: Pichhewala mere Blouse me hath daal raha hai!!!
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, use kya pata ki Batw...
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[1205] Sweet Candies r nice to eat, - Sweet Candies r nice to eat,
Sweet words are nice to say,
Sweet People hard to find,
OH GOD how did u find me???
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[874] Light is faster than sound | Osman +923454566641 - Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
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[873] Today is the day | Osman +923454566641 - Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because to...
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[866] Flirt SMS (check it out) | Osman+923454566641 - It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ....
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[859] American Survey | Osman +923454566641 - American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right ha...
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