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[6981] jab aap paida hue - [mature content] Jab aap paida hua the tab sara akash JHUM UTHA DEVTAO Nne DANCE kiya GHEE ke diye jalaye or BRAHMAJI bole: CHALO CHHUTKARA MILA "ab dharti wal...
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[6386] dad 2 son: - Dad2 Son: whenever i beat u, how do you control your anger??
Son: i start cleaning toilet..
Dad: how does that satisfy u?
Son: I clean it ...
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[6283] Sex Life - Friend: hows ur sex life?
Man: As usual, monday to friday.
Friend: what abt the weekends?
Man: weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing wid...
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[6191] Bomb - are bhai kohi tume patthar se mare to me use rokunga aur bolunga . bhai ise patthar se mat maro sakthe ho to bomb se udado
me nishan
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[6014] Examz sms |Osman+92-345-456-6641 - Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
A student ...
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[6012] April Foool |Osman +92-345-456-6641 - Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye m...
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[5967] Guldasta-|Osman+92-345-456-6641 - Mangta hoon to deti nahi
Jawab meri baat ka
Deti ho to khara ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbaat ka
Kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
Baloon mein phool ghul...
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[5966] Life-Boy-|Osman+92-345-456-6641 - In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It™s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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[5922] Aik admi bus mey charha - Aik admi bus mey charha, aik seat khali nazar ayi bethney laga to peechey sey awaaz ayi, bhai saab andey toot jaingey, dekha to seat pey aik theli ...
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[5767] naeem 03455916346 - 1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"
15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND&...
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