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[5172] Funny SMS - [mature content] Boy to God:
Give me 1 bag full of money, A job, 1 Big vehicle full of girls.
God: Tathastu, ur wish is fullfilled
and he became
A bus Conductor
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[4837] Real Love - Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi h...
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[4829] Pehly Hath main lo |Osman +92-345-456-6641 - Pehelay Haath Mein Lo
Phir Moon Mein Lo
Phir Thuk Lagao
Phir Under Gusao
Kitna Mushkil Hota Hai Sui Mein Dhaaga Daalna
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[4828] Which Part of Man's Body |Osman +92-345-456-6641 - Which Part...
Of A Man's Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But I Luv The Way U...
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[4436] Sweet sona - You r my sweet sona,
i dont want u 2 khona,
i want a place in ur heart kona
at least good morning to kar lo na
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[4320] In which place?? - in which place do women\\\'s hair grows VERY THICK and VERY CURLY???
ans:in AFRICA
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[4158] Chand main tum - Chand Main Dekha Tum Nazar Aye
Pholon Main Dekha Tum Nazar Aye
badalon Main Dekha Tum Nazar Aye
Barash Main Dekha Tum Nazar Aye
...
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[4154] har khushi teri taraf mor doon - har khush teri taraf mor doon
tere liye chand-tare bhi tor doon
khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol doon
itna kafee hai ya.........
chr j...
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[3883] Shums ( s0n.of_Adam@yahoo.com ) - musharaf ki niyat
" niyat kaa hun 2 molvi marne ki
...
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[3776] insulting - Hum Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se,
Ki Wo Aap Jaisa Dost Aur Na Banaye...,
Ek Cartoon Jaisi Cheez Hai Humare Paas,
Kahin Wo Bhi Common Na Ho Jay...
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