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[1028] curly hair - In which place men & women
both have CURLY HAIR..?
Oh god!!!
ur thinking is so vulgur....
its in AFRICA....
farhad 03212126457
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[863] Anti Virus Program | Osman +923454566641 - The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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[797] nikhil - A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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[739] Mahamatical SEX - Mahamatical SEX
Add a giral in your bedroom
Subtract her clothes
Divided her legs and Start Multiplying...........
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[729] im at the police ststion - im at the police station,im bieng arrested 4my gud looks& the police say i need someone ugly to bail me out so please dont be long ANDISIWE K
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[668] Visit Our Web Site - If u wana drive a Mercedes..........
n u wish to go to Switzerland..... n .. stay in a 7 star hotel......
Then visit our website
apniouqat mei r...
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[564] this is my head - this is my head
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thanx itna dabanay ka
i was ...
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[395] DO I HAVE TO - May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
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[371] husband & wife - husband & wife r like 2 tyres of a vehicle.........
even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move furhter.So inteiligent men always carry a st...
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[338] +971505677862 - boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl s...
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