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When u feel lonelyand alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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(Language: Hindi)
Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!
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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........
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u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
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Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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* PRESS UP *
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you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.
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(Language: Hindi)
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
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Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER .
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