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Sent to a friend Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega�
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking�
Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It\'s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that\'s cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
Feelings of a girl after Exam and Sex
-Kitna Lamba tha
-Kaash thora time r mil jata
-Pehly kitna der lag ra tha na baad mein pata he nai chala kab ho gya
-3 hours mujy to sans he nai aai
-aagy ka to theek tha, peechy ka kitna mushkil tha na
Degrees of girls
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB- Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc-Beautiful Sexy cunt
MBBS-Member of Big Boob Society
MBA-Married But availabe.
Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: \"can kids of our age have kids?\"
Teacher replied \" NO Never!!\"
boy said to girl :\" see i told you to not to worry!!!!\".
Boy : Can I Kiss U ?
Girl : No, Lipstick Kharab Ho Jaye Gi
Boy : Can I Hug U ?
Girl : No, Shirt Kharab Ho Jaye Gi
Boy : Can I Fuck U ?
Girl : Days Chal Rahay Hain
Boy : Ab Yeah Mut Kehna Ke Tumhay Lose Motions Bhi hain
A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
Yesterday\'s news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today\'s news: More aunties found jogging.
Wife n Mobile:
Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge? Tarik pe Tarikh
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