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Jab us hasena ko pasina ata hae, Use dekh ker mujhe jina ata ha,
Geeli kamiz jab cheepakti ha pasine se,
Uff kia ubhar ke uska seena ata hae.
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Molvi: mujhe biwi k liye bra chaye!
Shop keeper: Size pata ha ap ko
Molvi: Size to nahin pata per oski purani bra se maene 2 caps apne
liye banaye thi
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Y scooty kab li?
Sardar: Kal rat 1 lerki mujhe scooty per bohot dur legaye, sab kapre
uttar kar boli, jo chaye lelo, ma ne scooty leli, kapro ko ma kia
keerta.
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Gal: wat do u like in me?
Boy: Those 2 white big balls having black dots on them.
Girl : Wat??????
Boy: yes I like ur eyes very much.
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Gal to salesman: Bra Dekha
SM: 36 chalega
Gal: nahin, choti do
SM: 32
Gal: nahin or choti
SM: 28
Gal: or choti
SM: 20
Gal: or choti
SM: Bhenji, saniplast deta hon, woh chipka do.
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